ahaha! Well if chief is winking, it’s gotta be good. You are beautiful Rosalind!!
I knew my degree in Renaissance poetry would come in handy some day! And what better way to use my command of Shakespeare than to praise our pretty, pretty Rosalind on her special day! The day when she goes from being known to us only as one lovely photo and a charming presence on the boards to sharing all of her beauty with the world. Hope you’re prepared for the flood of adoring compliments that are headed your way!
You are just so amazingly gorgeous, Rosalind. Your wonderful, curvy body is the very essence of female beauty, and your beautiful face would cause my breath to catch in my throat were I to pass you on the street. Gosh, that radiant blond hair, those crystal blue eyes, that charming, endearing smile — I’m definitely feeling like Orlando. I think my favorite picture is just after you’ve slipped your bra off and you give an electifying smile that conveys total confidence and happiness. Just lovely, and I’ll leave it at that.